Books, LotR, Silmarillion, Bowie, Symphonia, William & Mary. Morbid sense of humour, enduring love of the English language, and a fascination with broken mythology. Queued semi-hiatus.




Actual canon dialogue.

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Just do him in now and save the balrogs the trouble, Thorondor. :)

(Source: beyond-the-dork)


fairly sure i’ve reblogged this before but i dun curr

(Source: morganamigos)

» lines from the life of the world to come:


1 samuel 15:23 (go down to the netherworld; plant grapes)

psalms 40:2 (lord, send me a mechanic if i’m not beyond repair)

genesis 3:23 (see how the people here live now; i hope that they’re better at it than i was)

philippians 3:20-21 (the path to the palace of wisdom that the mystics walk is lined with neuroleptics and electric shocks)

hebrews 11:40 (i’ll invent my own family, if it comes to that— hold them close, hold them near, tell them no one’s ever going to hurt them here)

genesis 30:3 (i will do what you ask me to do because of how i feel about you)

romans 10:9 (don’t feel like going on, but come on! make a joyful sound!)

1 john 4:16 (i won’t be afraid of anything ever again)

matthew 25:21 (and i am a witness to your life and to its worth)

deuteronomy 2:10 (i have no fear of anyone, i’m wild and dumb and free; i am a flightless bird, and there’ll be no more after me)

isaiah 45:23 (and i won’t get better, but someday i’ll be free, ‘cause i am not this body that imprisons me)

ezekiel 7 and the permanent efficacy of grace (the clouds explode and then the desert blooms)


day ruined

#west wing


#joshua lyman dresses like a toddler at a wedding

(Source: mercuryfish)


Yeesha you literally have your name tattooed across your face maybe you should take a step back and look at your life decisions


Sometimes when i reblog people’s posts i just quietly fix minor typos without saying anything about them and it pretty much makes me feel like the second coming of the lord Jesus Christ

#les mis


i want you to think about a revamped modern les mis stage show for broadway all set to songs exclusively by fall out boy

i want you to think about enjolras wearing a red leather rip-sleeved vest screaming “HEEEY YOUNG BLOOD" at the top of his lungs with phoenix wings on the back of his jacket and lots of fire and live violins ravaging the auditorium

i want you to think about montparnasse talking to eponine with lyrics like “where is your boy tonight i hope he is a gentleman” and the beggers sarcastically hissing in the streets “the best of us find happiness in misery”

we need to start funding this right away




look at this guy

So then I told him I come from the land of the ice and snow

and he was all “Vahalla I am coming”

» To Lugh


I call to Lugh of the long arm, shining son
of bright-haired Ethne and Cian of ancient name,
child of compact, child of concord, child of clans
joined in might and in legend. Lugh of all skills,
master of all art and craft, ready with a sword
or with sweet speech, bearer of the far-famed yew,
many are the noble deeds, many the feats of strength
and spirit, many the perils faced, the battles fought,
the tales yet told of you, O Lugh. O clever one,
O cunning one, for any trouble you well know
the best solution, for any work you have
the talent, for any task you hold the tools

#lotr cast

Orlando ‘an actual ray of sunshine’ Bloom (◡‿◡✿)

(Source: pelennors)


dailybirdbeastEastern Towhee.




i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s

  • me, the teen blogger
  • a house with 8 nuns
  • a drug dealer who drives a hummer
  • a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
  • an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
  • a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from 

I’d watch the shit outta that show